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Most subscribers have earned doctorates. They have earned an extreme variety of honors, including fellowships, patents, professional, service, teaching awards, and:

  • Amateur Radio Hall of Fame
  • magna cum laude
  • Phi Beta Kappa
  • Sigma Xi
  • second-degree black belt
  • testimonial dinner
  • valedictorian
  • a glacier, a mountain, and a fossil snail species named in honor
  • who's who
  • and a faculty service award that included a free designated parking space, on campus.

Our readers claim expertise in:

  • accident investigation
  • accounting
  • amateur radio
  • APL
  • astronomy
  • baseball scorekeeping
  • biology
  • biomechanical engineering
  • blood banking
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  • distributed systems
  • dog sledding
  • Earth science
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  • holography
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  • marine geology
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  • medicine
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  • optics
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  • orthopedic surgery
  • patent law
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  • periodontics
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  • predicting tournament seedings
  • property management
  • psychiatry
  • quality
  • radioactive waste
  • radiology
  • roller coasters
  • soccer refereeing
  • solid state physics
  • surgery
  • standup comedy
  • statistics
  • toxicology
  • urology
  • veterinary medicine

A great many dislike rap and hip-hop music.


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